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hahah. me and my sisi have been saying ackapfff constantly lately. sooo funny.

okay, well, the only thing i wanted to mention here is that i was up until about five-ish this morning reading. i read the last...half...of Beka Cooper by Tamora Pierce and Leven Thumps and the Gateway to Foo by Obert Skye. They were both awesome. and before that i read Briar's Book, also by Tamora Pierce. and now i have to read the Book of Lost Tales by JRR Tolkien, the god of fantasy writings. hmmm, what i wouldn't do to write like him.

well, i suppose i wouldn't kill anyone. Or start eating meat again. or chop down a tree. Or aid in the chopping of trees. or stop blogging (shows how much i love you guys, really). Or give up writing and reading.

speaking of writing, I figured out that i have about twenty two books that I'm writing at the moment...or should be writing...or would be writing if it wasn't all on the laptop, the cord to which my mom left at someone's house. Which is suckish. Well, i do have a few that are on paper instead of computer, but i really don't know what to do with them. too much. I have to do some insane plot summarizing shiznatch. It's gonna be intense once i get the chance. I think i shall write all of the titles now.

Elementals Series:
Battle-Kian and Kalila, friends in the town of Yurale, are both swept off to battle when a prince of the north and a noble of their country tell them Thadacus, an evil wizard from the past, has risen again. Kalila can't tell the army she's a girl or they'll kill her and she does enjoy the adventure, so she goes with the flow until she's separated from her platoon and sent running from Thadacus' hordes into uncharted areas of the planet.
Blackout-Amyrillis, Maya, Laren and Ashleigh are four girl who have all recently come of age and set out to make a life for themselves in the city. but one day the four of them go for a ride they never return from. They inadvertantly stumbled across a council of sprites and are flung into a battle against the rising army of darkness. But first they have to rescue the old high preistess, who decied she never wants another thing to do with the elements.
Quest-Trissa Laites and her friends, the prince and princess of the fairies, are set out on a quest to retrieve seven stones after the Dark Ones finally break through the barriers around the City of the Fairies. On the way they're pursued by men, dark ones and corrupted by the power of the stones. But, unfortunately, none of them know what they're supposed to do after they find them all and news soon reaches them that the queen, their only source of information, is dead.
Blizzard-Draeden and Cuinn, a completely opposite pair of brothers, and their friend Gareth have worked the half dead fields for years for the demons that rule all the northern lands. Their growing season is short and they have little food to feed their families without the Ice Demons taking annual taxes. Draeden eventually gets so fed up he draws up secret plans to take them down. In the middle of the night, he, his sister, his brother and Gareth leave for the nearest city and start the silent recruiting, first of commoners and quickly they turn to nobles. But when a half frozen girl shows up with information about the Palace of Ice they decide to change tactics.
Pandemonium-Twelve elementals are apparently chosen to be saviors of everything good, but how can the mismatched group do anything when they're constantly quarreling with each other? The continued adventures of Gorith, Draeden, Cuinn, Kalila, Kian, Trissa, Amyrillis, Laren, Maya and Ashleigh with their new tutors and colleagues, Flare and Starray.

Gravity-When Alex Gibrald picks up his newly adopted daughter, Jenna, she's as sullen as could possibly be imagined. But as she gets to know her new parents she becomes incredibly interested in their proffessions. Alex is an inventor, working on an alternate energy source the whole world can use and Kari is a quantum physicist. But when Alex makes a breakthrough in his experiments all of a sudden there's people that want him, and his family, dead. The three of them are forced to run through the united states from enemies they don't know with Alex still trying for a grant to make his mchine.
Magnets-Alex and Jenna were now hiding out in a small town in Manitoba, Canada when Alex gets another great idea for an invention. Of course, the world hadn't quite advanced to the technology level they needed to build it and with the two of them in hiding they thought they'd be safe from that particular idea. Until a group of crazed religious fanatics comes back in time from when there are billions of Alex's inventions built all over space. The group sweeps the two of them off into the future where they have to fight not only the relious factions that don't believe in the magnatron, but the government who wants nothing for than to shut the whole time travel thing in a bag for their personal study.

The Free-dom-A year before 2012 a group of hippies set up eighteen communities around the world. After 2012, and the huge catastrophe that went with it, the communities (Free-doms) are still running smoothly in their completely green and simple lifestyle. The rest of the world, however, is in chaos. nearly every government and economy had fallen and cruel dictators had risen up to take advantage of the scared crowds. Dizzy, Cactus and Skitch didn't know the extent of the damage when they set out to find adventure with one of the messengers, Zachalope. But after stopping the destruction of one of the Free-doms, they start to get the picture.

Girls Will Be Girls:
Don't Answer That-Sheryl was sent to be a novice at the Monastery when she was ten. by age sixteen she was taking the vows of silence that were her only challenge to becoming the youngest nun in the world. Unfortunately, as soon as Young Lord Jeremy of Litherfel shows up, her vows are broken constantly and the start of another three months in silence begins. Until someone tries to kidnap Sheryl, thinkning it will somehow upset Jeremy. Forunately for her, Jeremy shows up first and kidnaps her himself, taking her into hiding with him. Until they find them and leave them in the middle of a forest to die. Stuck with the ikes of Jeremy, Sheryl doesn't know if she can keep her anti-homicidal vows.
Black Feathers-Eilis was taken to the Academy for Blackbirds when she was only two years old and trained for fourteen years to become a proffessional assassin. But when it finally comes time to do her practical exam she's sent off to the palace in Rahl to spy on as many nobles as she can and eventually kill one of her teacher's choosing. But while she's there she hears a little more than she bargained for about the workings of the kingdom and the minds of those that want to bring it down.
(Insert unnamed book from this series)-Catarina lives a normal life in the province of Ontario. Well, normal for her. But as soon as she first hits puberty she notices some serious changes to her. Her mom assures her it's just the normal changes every girl goes through...until the lights start exploding when Cat enters a room and her homework starts doing itself. But somehow her mother doesn't believe anything is wrong, even when a group of tiny people take of residence in Cat's room.
Arvial-Arvial and her best friend Paul live as normal of lives as you can get in a war torn world. They live in one of the three cities left in Alberta, which is also one of the few provinces left in Canada from when the Americans finally decided to invade with the Russians. But soon after her birthday Arvial starts having weird dreams that she could swear were absolutely real. In an alternate reality the land of Galasa is slowly being taken over by a rebel force. There's a rumor of a connection between their world and another, but nothing is proven until Pria-aba, a princess of Galasa, pulls Paul and Arvial through a connection opening. Soon enough the three of them find themselves plunging head-first into the resistance to the rebels. But Arvial needs to learn magic and they can't find any spellbooks...

Journey Lands:
This is a series with five books, none of whch have names or very defined plots...the only thing I know is that a group of five people gets sucked into a book.

Beneath the Bridges-Four kids accidentally doze off one night in different parts of a forest. When they wake up they're in the underground homes of dwarves, fairies and several other fairy tale creatures. All of which are telling them that only they can save the magical community from destruction by trolls and totally senile dragons.


okay, i don't feel like finishing this. perhaps I'll edit it in a while.
To The End Of The World-

Demins-

Split World-

The Glory Of Darkness-

And that's all of them. i would add descriptions, but...well, maybe I'll at least put down the main characters...okay. I'll go back and put the main characters by the titles. Actually, I don't know what kind of help that's gonna be, so i won't. I wish i had good synopsises for them. but for the most part i just don't. Well, i suppose i could always try...I'll go back and put THOSE up. =D

anyway, I'm gonna go, now

Peace out, Lovettes!